VIRGIN INSTRUCTION GUIDE Welcome to the Madras Hash House Harriers ! We've developed this manual to provide an intro to new members and to let you know a little about us.This is the result of numerous hours of copyright violations, plagiarism and thought-provoking drunken ramblings. With the legal stuff out of the way, peruse, enjoy and ON ON. What is Hashing ? Hashing Only Rule What Happens at a Hash ? Is Hashing for Me ? The object is to have as much fun as possible without getting arrested or killed. Remember when we were kids, all of us ran. We ran in the playground, in the halls at school, at home, in the grocery store and everywhere else we went...and we loved every minute of it. Watch kids sometime and see the smiles on their faces when they're running around. As adults, running has become something different, the fun part seems to have gone away and running is sometimes something we have to do, either to stay or get back into shape. Hashing puts the fun back into running. It takes us to places we've never been before; parks, mountains, the country. It puts us into situations where we socialize. In other words, it's the best damn fun you can have with your clothes on. Also, the health aspects can't be overlooked. The stress relief is phenomenal. Running is one of the very best aerobic exercises and it is written somewhere that 3 or 4 beers a day increases the average life-span (all Hashers live to be 120). Where do Hashers Hash ? Hash Glossary Homepage The local Hash Homepage is located at http://www.madrashash.com Looking Call by a Hasher who hasn't seen a mark in some time and is looking for the trail. Another possible response to "Are You?" The material contained herein is considered questionable and unreliable at best. On On. |